Location: CMT in Aurora,IL.

There seems to be a disturbing new trend that is gaining momentum at an uprecedented rate. Confined to the men's restroom, what may seem like a trivial matter, is in fact an indicator of how little mankind has actually advanced since the days we bashed female cavewomen with wood clubs. I'm talking about the asshole(s) who dont flush the shitter after they get done doing thier dirty deeds. Now, I understand, we have all stepped back and admired our own accomplishments from time to time, trying to remember what it was we ate/drank to create our award winners, and spent minutes, even hours, trying to connect the dots of sweet corn and tomato seeds, but that is in the confines of our own homes. We have 2 shitters in our office, and approximatley 40 male employees. Simple math would tell us thats 20 men to a shitter. It's a fragile situation, for all it takes is one renegade to ruin everyone elses day. If you look at the average, people crap about 1.5 times a day. You figure 20 people at 1.5 times a day, thats 30 craps that each toilet is assaulted which each day. It only takes 3.3% of those craps to create a most unwanted treasure for someone to discover. But history has showed that despite overwhelming odds, the stagnant duece contiunes to rear it ugly face. Which leads me to believe that our office is inflitrated with a serial crapper. I believe he has a sidekick as well. "Mr. I have no problem flushing my shit down the toilet, but I have yet to master the art of accompanying it with my shitty toilet paper." For now, I must continue to search out these villians, for our existence depends on it. Not really, but it's fuckin gross. Stay tuned.