Timeline of a beer drinker.

One Beer: Damn, that was good. What do they call this anyway?
Two Beer: I'm gonna have to pick me up a six pack of this.
Three Beer: Last one, I gotta get up early tomorrow.
Four Beer: OK, one more. It's gonna be a slow day tomorrow anyway.
Five Beer: Might as well stick around and catch the rest of the game, it's a good one.
Six Beer: I'm gonna order up some nachos, I'm getting a little hungry.
7,8, and 9th beer: Those fuckin nachos were hot.
10th beer: I need to hit the ATM, order me up another one of those tasty beers.
11th beer: I bet I can slam this beer faster then you can.
12th beer: Where is the nearest strip club.
13th beer: Let's go to the nearest strip club.
14th beer: I'm gonna change this 50 in for some dollars.
15th beer: I'm out of money, let's go home. Unless you wanna spot me a few bucks.
16,17, and 18th beer: Thanks bro, your the best, I'll totally hit you back.
19th beer: I want some White Castle.
20th beer: Sweet, I have one beer left in the fridge.