Finally

The last few weeks have been interesting, and by interesting i mean incredibly uneventful and dominated by work. I spent most if not all of my nights at the office until the wee-wee hours of the morning only to wake up at the butt joint of dawn to repeat the same thing over and over. Weekends too. So needles to say when i worked out today for the first time in a month and a half i wasn't surprised to find that i have become a total bag of shit. I have been pissed lately, about pretty much everything, not really sure why, but just a general feeling of wanting to kick holes in my drywall. Which if you have been to my apartment, you know what I am talking about. The Cubs didn't help. I spend all this money and invest all this time in a team all year and they last in the playoffs about as long as i last in bed, which if you have been in my bed, you know how long that is. I am looking forward to the next few months though. I plan on doing things differently, but also the same. By that I mean I will still be drinking heavily, but I will be thinking outside the box while doing so. I am thinking of taking a trip to Buffalo in December. Why you ask? None of your fucking business. But honestly, I want to go watch my beloved Bills play live and in person. And I have heard the hookers in Buffalo are second to none. I figure while I am still young, single, and strapped for cash, I might as well travel the world, or in this case the west side of New York. I do like to have fun though. I have great friends and a great family. Now all I need is a great girl, and if I cant have that, a great blow up doll, and if the store is out, a great JC Penney catalog. I thing I am a good catch though. I always pay for Arby's, I rarely am abusive, and I have solved my bed wetting problem. I am flustered though as to why I am still a swinging bachelor. But I am still young. Well i am going to go get groceries, and by groceries I mean a bottle of gin, pack of condoms, Penthouse, and a bag of flour....don't ask. Have a great weekend and stay off the roads, there are a lot of crazy drivers out there. Go Cogs.