Makes about as much sense as an air conditioner in Antarctica!

It's been 5 months since my previous post, 150 days filled with accomplishment, accolades, achievement, and 92% stain free underwear. (My highest markings since 7th grade) But honestly, it's been a mostly uneventful 20 week stanza, with exception to a pretty fun trip to the Smoky Mountains. I also relocated my lodgings, from the ritzy suburb of Aurora, to the downtrodden dump that is Dekalb. In all honesty though, I like D-town. I guess the most significant thing that happened was I became a father in June. Not sure what she ended up having, but I made sure my fake identity and address would ensure no future child support payments or court cases. I figure I'll check back in about 18 years, rate the kids success potential, and then take it from there. I've been getting increasingly annoyed with work as the weeks go by. Im always checking my 401k account, thinking how cool it would be to cash it out, and hit the road for a drunken, mind bending [orgy] road trip, for like 2 days. (current 401k value very low) I think it's best though, with the current economy, to stick it out until things turn around. Im looking forward to the offseason though, for me that usually starts in November and runs into April. I'm saving up vacation time for something I have wanted to do for a long time. What is that you ask? Well I can tell you this, it doesn't involve me wearing pants, and I'll be blindfolded the whole time. Wanna go?