This is my first attempt at "blogging", not to be confused with "yogging", but I thought I would pick up a new hobby that I will undoubtedly drop within a few days. I guess I should start out by giving you a brief synopsis of myself.
I love to drink heavily on the weekends and forget what my name is. I like waking up in a strange new place and then trying to find my way home. I enjoy going through life without goals or any real plan. The best sound in the world is the crack of a beer can. You can usually find me at a bar on Friday and Saturday nights, and Sunday through Thursday on my couch watching sports with a beer in my hand and about 12 empties strewn about. I went to Iowa once, but other than that I dont like leaving Illinois. I dont have much motivation in life, and nothing really drives me to succeed, but if I had to pick one thing that makes me happy I guess it would be my car. I got a Lebaron convertible, pretty sweet. Got it from my Grandma when she died.
Now that we have gotten to know each other, ladies, please note that I am suprisingly single, and my Lebaron has a fresh tank of gas. Would you share that gas with me? Seriously though, maybe chip in a couple bucks.
Later dudes.
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Okay seriously were you drunk when you wrote that?
ok. So first of all, I'm impressed that you've written two blogs (since as a habit it should've been over after #1 entry). and must I say...how could you forget the trip to CO? Seeing your brother-in-law in your sister's panties, wasn't that memorable? How about the hot tub....nothing, huh?!
oh mike....this made my day. i hope you continue your daily ramblings...tell your liver i said hi before it packs up and leaves..
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