World Record

Move over Michael Phelps. I think I may have set a new world record today by eating 8 Airheads. 4 for lunch, and then 4 more for dinner. Although I imagine some super natural being has at one time eaten more, I challenge him/her to add on top of that, 1 super rope, 2 cups of pudding, and a half bag of Combos. As you can see health is my number one priority. As for this weekend, I think Im gonna start it out tommorow by going to watch my beloved Cogs play some Friday night football. I figure, hey there playin in Wheaton, and I have no life, and follow that up with I'm a loser, add it all up, and you get me standing on the side lines re-living my high school glory days of winning 2 games a year. Im setting my sites on Saturday though, yeah, Saturday is where its at. Ill wake up early on Saturday, say around 11, and tackle that pile of laundry thats been bugging me. Then Ill do one load, realize its noon, and quit because I am already dreading going back to work on Monday, which at that point would still be some 44 hours away. The laundry will sit, in the washing machine, wet, while I embark on my voyage to become the Airhead Eating Champion of District 7. It may require a trip to the grocery store though, as I have nearly inhaled the pack of 70 that I purchased in a drunken haze at Wal-Mart a few weeks ago. By this time Sunday should be rolling around, and this time Im gonna make it count. I think Ill spend some time outside on Sunday, maybe leave the parking lot of my apartment complex. Ill most likely be glued to my computer tracking fantasy football stats on one window, while scrolling through pages of porn in another window. It's Sunday, I know, but I will make up for it next weekend by going to church, or watching it on TV, or drinking so much I forget what day it is and then I wont feel so bad. But anywho, Ill let you know how my weekend turned out. GO GOGS!
Later dudes